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You know you are in Defcon 2v2 trouble when ...

Postby -- Tobias -- » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:23 am

1) The first thing your ally says on ally chat is "Are you any good?"
2) Your ally sets up all his units then 30 seconds before Defcon 3 asks: "Plan?"
3) While waiting for a 4th in the lobby, a player says "Add a CPU!"
4) Your ally prefers blue ...
5) Your ally has no colour preference, but does not know how to change colours ...

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Re: You know you are in Defcon 2v2 trouble when ...

Postby AIRburst95 » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:35 am

-- Tobias -- wrote:1) The first thing your ally says on ally chat is "Are you any good?"
2) You set up all your units and 30 seconds before Defcon 3 your ally asks: "Plan?"
3) While waiting for a 4th in the lobby, a player says "Add a CPU!"
4) Your ally prefers blue ...
5) Your ally has no colour preference, but does not know how to change colours ...

Fell free to add your own.


6) A couple minutes after defcon 3 you notice the subs your ally is sneaking under enemy territory precariously starts pinging.

btw you should omit 4, I don't have a problem with blue, you all have horrible monitors. also my ocean is set to black.
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Postby kudayta » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:51 am

7) He argues with you when you tell him not to put silos or airbases in radar range.
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Thu Aug 16, 2012 6:21 am

AIRburst95 wrote:[6) A couple minutes after defcon 3 you notice the subs your ally is sneaking under enemy territory precariously starts pinging.


Yes! "Hey, are they your subs under Africa?" wtf!



kudayta wrote:7) He argues with you when you tell him not to put silos or airbases in radar range.


LOL. That's good!
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Postby Endless » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:41 am

8.) When your Partner says where his fleet/silos/and plans are in public chat.
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Postby Schubdüse » Thu Aug 16, 2012 1:31 pm

x.) Your ally is called (MOR).
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Postby Blackbeard » Thu Aug 16, 2012 3:05 pm

Schubdüse wrote:x.) Your ally is called (MOR).


Agh, beat me to it. Was gonna put: When your partner says, "Listen, we need an good plan", or, "Listen, send a fighter to the dot on WB" (Marmot), or "Listen, Saria wants you to meet her in the Lost Woods". Hang on, wrong game.
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Postby Schubdüse » Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:46 pm

Blackbeard wrote:
Schubdüse wrote:x.) Your ally is called (MOR).


Agh, beat me to it. Was gonna put: When your partners says, "Listen, we need an good plan", or, "Listen, send a fighter to the dot on WB" (Marmot), or "Listen, Saria wants you to meet her in the Lost Woods". Hang on, wrong game.


:lol: Actually, I wanted to edit my post and add: Exceptions are only valid for Blacky. :wink:
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Postby Blackbeard » Thu Aug 16, 2012 9:51 pm

Schubdüse wrote:
Blackbeard wrote:
Schubdüse wrote:x.) Your ally is called (MOR).


Agh, beat me to it. Was gonna put: When your partners says, "Listen, we need an good plan", or, "Listen, send a fighter to the dot on WB" (Marmot), or "Listen, Saria wants you to meet her in the Lost Woods". Hang on, wrong game.


:lol: Actually, I wanted to edit my post and add: Exceptions are only valid for Blacky. :wink:


Hehe, MOR could put: "Loli where you been?". "Sorry, went next door to water the garden and feed the fish" (true story :lol:).
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Postby Schubdüse » Fri Aug 17, 2012 1:00 am

Blackbeard wrote:
Schubdüse wrote:
Blackbeard wrote:
Schubdüse wrote:x.) Your ally is called (MOR).


Agh, beat me to it. Was gonna put: When your partners says, "Listen, we need an good plan", or, "Listen, send a fighter to the dot on WB" (Marmot), or "Listen, Saria wants you to meet her in the Lost Woods". Hang on, wrong game.


:lol: Actually, I wanted to edit my post and add: Exceptions are only valid for Blacky. :wink:


Hehe, MOR could put: "Loli where you been?". "Sorry, went next door to water the garden and feed the fish" (true story :lol:).


I hate to say it: Good old days.
We should reactivate all old player-(I would even pay to bring back Nightwatch and Why?)-and perform one last big tourney peppered with trusted fresh meat....
I would even accept "friendly void". :wink:
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:49 am

9) It is you (as ASIA) and your ally (as RUSSIA) versus EU and AFRICA, and your ally places his entire fleet in the Pacific.
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Postby Eral » Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:21 pm

10) when your ally says : "dont' worry i'm pretty good at this game, do some 3 subs group..."

11) when your ally says to opponent : "i warn you, i'm a real agressive player"

12) when you're russia between europa and asia and your ally is SA (works for i am Europa agsint Africa and russia)

13) when your ally is Tom-Busch US

14) when your ally has discussion about transexuality before starting the game (you could be very fucked)

15) when your/your ally's ping is up to 360.

16) When your ally chase battlships only with aerial fighters
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Postby kudayta » Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:46 pm

17) When the first thing your ally does is spread radars all over his territory
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Postby -- Tobias -- » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:24 pm

18 ) Soon after the game begins, your ally says: "Let's hurry up with this one! It's my warm-up for diplo!"
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Postby DeafCom » Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:46 pm

19) When your ally says after you placed your silos: "Hey, don't leave so much population undefended!"

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