Who is the best defcon player ever?

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Who is the best defcon player ever?

Postby trekdude31415 » Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:39 am

iz it me?
(no)

but who?

i think my second guess is chuck noris.
When chuck noris plays defcon his enemies nuke themselves out of fear of death by him. :p
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Re: Who is the best defcon player ever?

Postby cza » Fri Jan 22, 2010 10:15 am

trekdude31415 wrote:When chuck noris plays defcon his enemies nuke themselves out of fear of death by him. :p


My understanding is that when Chuck Norris plays, he waits around for hours, desperate for one of the six spectators watching a 2v2 match to peel off and actually play a game; he laments the impoverished player base and tries to ignore the crushing silence in his lonely apartment; a single tear, partially illuminated by the blue glow of his monitor, slides down his cheek.
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Re: Who is the best defcon player ever?

Postby xander » Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:30 pm

cza wrote:My understanding is that when Chuck Norris plays...

Stab! Stab! Stabbity stab stab stab!

Fucking Chuck Norris meme. Needs to be taken out as quickly as possible, before the infection spreads.

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Postby cza » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:12 pm

Which is what I did, just in a different style.
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Postby xander » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:20 am

cza wrote:Which is what I did, just in a different style.

Incorrect. You told a Chuck Norris joke. Even if it was not told in ernest, and even if it was in response to another Chuck Norris joke (one that was just as horrible), it was still a Chuck Norris joke. It must die.

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Postby The Reds » Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:33 pm

Chuck Norris??? He is not the best. I'm not the best but I can still kick his scrawny but. :lol:
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Postby trekdude31415 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:10 am

not to gravedig but this thread wound up being more about my crappy chuck noris joke than an answer to my question.
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Postby 47 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:06 am

the answer to this question is not available my friend.. no one can claim to be THE best player.. there are and were really great players.. but ont a single one can be credited...
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Postby Zorotama » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:18 am

Maradona is obviously the best player ever!!

edit: I said Maradona..not Moradona
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Postby Endless » Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:31 pm

Easily TOM-BUSCH with his cheating tactics of sea nuking subs. His cheating ass cant be beat...
:D Rofl
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Postby Razorjack » Fri Feb 19, 2010 12:54 am

Seriously, try to beat that :

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879 score speak by itself
Countersmurf best ffa player ever

EDIT: i would LOVE to see the recording, but it's not a dedicated server :cry:
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Postby Forrest Krunk » Fri Feb 19, 2010 2:34 am

Holy Mackeral! All Hail Countersmurf!
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Postby Why? » Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:19 am

^^That was with 200m populations, so it's more like a 400pt game. Still, smurf is a beast.


We beat some noobs by 400pts the other night.

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Postby Zorotama » Sat Feb 20, 2010 11:57 am

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Postby bastek.84 » Sat Feb 20, 2010 2:16 pm

Zorotama wrote:Maradona is obviously the best player ever!!

edit: I said Maradona..not Moradona


In Poland He was call "Boski Diego" (DIVINE DIEGO)

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