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So a man goes to a proctologist and says "Dr., Dr. my colon and asshole... they're destroyed!! can you help me???"
So the doctor says "let me take a look..."
The man bends over and shows the doctor his problem.
"OH MY GOD!!!" says the proctologist, "What happened??? I've never seen anything like that before, its terrible!!!"
The man looks at him and stammers "well... you see doctor, its embarassing but... I had sex with an elephant"
The doctor looks at him with a puzzled expression and replies "Sir, that makes no sense at all... an elephant has a penis comparable to that of a man's... its impossible that could have did that to you..."
The man then says " I know that doctor, but he fingered me first "
Anyways, I want to join this tournament
IN!!!!
So the doctor says "let me take a look..."
The man bends over and shows the doctor his problem.
"OH MY GOD!!!" says the proctologist, "What happened??? I've never seen anything like that before, its terrible!!!"
The man looks at him and stammers "well... you see doctor, its embarassing but... I had sex with an elephant"
The doctor looks at him with a puzzled expression and replies "Sir, that makes no sense at all... an elephant has a penis comparable to that of a man's... its impossible that could have did that to you..."
The man then says " I know that doctor, but he fingered me first "
Anyways, I want to join this tournament
IN!!!!
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