Seriously? Defcon has certainly raised the stakes since a Nintendo DS Game back in my day!
I am imagining you all play with two or three computers in a room in 6 players with ghosts and multiple IPs that can circumvent detection and multiple alias'. Gamesmanship to the next technological level. The dominance of 1v1 has not been good overall for community in my opinion 6 player default and totally random were like interactive real time games of risk anything could and did happen and the skill was how to react to everything.
Having said that I challenge MOR to a game of 1v1 for ownership of one of his Cats!
If you win MOR you can gloat as always

plus you might get a special Christmas card present.