Baby Hitler
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- atomic oracle
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Re: Baby Hitler
I would of cut that paper hanging son of a bitches head off and made it exhibit A at Nuremburg.
Re: Baby Hitler
http://national.suntimes.com/national-world-news/7/72/2090322/jeb-bush-kill-baby-hitler
My god Vicious, what have you done?
My god Vicious, what have you done?
Re: Baby Hitler
I would gift that baby a time-locked locket, which would contain the info he'd need to travel to a Swiss bank vault. In this vault, I would store a small laptop with Defcon preloaded, along with a modified AI based on MOR's play, and orders to play a best of seven series to obtain a non-existent sum of money. Upon the locket's opening when Hitler reached 18, he would head to Switzerland (keeping him away from Vienna) and my scenario would commence: he would spend the next several years trying to finish four games, rendering him politically inert and most likely leading him to end his life in despair, well before before the onset of WWI.*
*Backup plan: In the vault, I would also include a picture of Vicious, with a note reading: "This is your real father." This should also result in his early suicide.
*Backup plan: In the vault, I would also include a picture of Vicious, with a note reading: "This is your real father." This should also result in his early suicide.
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Re: Baby Hitler
cza wrote:*Backup plan: In the vault, I would also include a picture of Vicious, with a note reading: "This is your real father." This should also result in his early suicide.
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He would realize that he has master genetics so in fact he wouldn't kill himself , so that wouldn't work out. Cons of me being a good looking Greek god sorry...
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JOOCY!
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So joocy like a medium rare NY strip steak or petite filet
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