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Re: Baby Hitler

Postby atomic oracle » Mon Nov 09, 2015 4:47 am

I would of cut that paper hanging son of a bitches head off and made it exhibit A at Nuremburg.
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Re: Baby Hitler

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Re: Baby Hitler

Postby cza » Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:06 am

I would gift that baby a time-locked locket, which would contain the info he'd need to travel to a Swiss bank vault. In this vault, I would store a small laptop with Defcon preloaded, along with a modified AI based on MOR's play, and orders to play a best of seven series to obtain a non-existent sum of money. Upon the locket's opening when Hitler reached 18, he would head to Switzerland (keeping him away from Vienna) and my scenario would commence: he would spend the next several years trying to finish four games, rendering him politically inert and most likely leading him to end his life in despair, well before before the onset of WWI.*


*Backup plan: In the vault, I would also include a picture of Vicious, with a note reading: "This is your real father." This should also result in his early suicide.
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Re: Baby Hitler

Postby Mr.Megadeath » Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:54 pm

cza wrote:*Backup plan: In the vault, I would also include a picture of Vicious, with a note reading: "This is your real father." This should also result in his early suicide.


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Re: Baby Hitler

Postby DTNC Vicious » Thu Nov 12, 2015 1:01 am

He would realize that he has master genetics so in fact he wouldn't kill himself , so that wouldn't work out. Cons of me being a good looking Greek god sorry...
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Re: Baby Hitler

Postby cza » Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:47 am

JOOCY!
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Re: Baby Hitler

Postby DTNC Vicious » Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:57 pm

So joocy like a medium rare NY strip steak or petite filet

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