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Postby Mas Tnega » Sat Jun 30, 2007 4:30 pm

If so...

*rolls initiative*
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Postby shinygerbil » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:44 pm

You're in a pub. You are holding:

A sword
A shield
A purse with 50 Gold Pieces
3 Potions
A dagger

The bartender smiles at you, absent-mindedly tossing a small knife back and forth. What do you do?

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Postby Deamon » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:56 pm

>Drink the potions and get drunk.

But I think we should get bert on the case ! After making a dedicated server getting the ip's of two users on a site should be easy ! or we could do it the even easiar ways ourselves... but lets get bert anyway !
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Postby BrianBlessed » Sat Jun 30, 2007 5:59 pm

>Swallow the purse and then projectile vomit the coins at the bartender, aiming for his eyes and groin.
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Postby Mas Tnega » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:01 pm

> See if healing potion and dagger combine to make dagger of healing.
> Repeatedly stab barman in the groin until the tab settles itself, whether the potion worked or not.

Or just ask NeoThermic, who would serve as a much more legal means.
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Postby Feud » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:16 pm

> Cast magic missile
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Postby Sirthomasthegreat » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:19 pm

>Plunge dagger into chest and say
>"Oh happy dagger, This is thy sheath, there rust and let me die"

Anyone pick up on the reference?
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Postby KingAl » Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:35 pm

A strong gust of wind douses your torch. Darkness engulfs you.

> Turn on the light.

You can't do that!
The darkness encroaches.

> Light the torch.

You can't do that!
You sense a sinister, lurking presence.

> Use matches on torch.

You fumble for the matches and they drop to the ground.
You were eaten by a grue.
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Postby shinygerbil » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:35 pm

KingAl wrote:You were eaten by a grue.


THANKYOU!

That was what I was waiting for. :D
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Postby xander » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:55 pm

Sirthomasthegreat wrote:>Plunge dagger into chest and say
>"Oh happy dagger, This is thy sheath, there rust and let me die"

Anyone pick up on the reference?

It comes from a horrible play about two hormonal teenagers and a piss poor postal system. Next question?

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Postby KingAl » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:56 pm

Something is rotten in the state of Nevada.

[size=0]I can quote Shakespeare too! \o/[/size]
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Postby BrianBlessed » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:20 pm

>Look sanctum

Thou can'tst decide whether tis an "inny" or an "outey" sanctum.
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Postby Sirthomasthegreat » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:43 pm

xander wrote:
Sirthomasthegreat wrote:>Plunge dagger into chest and say
>"Oh happy dagger, This is thy sheath, there rust and let me die"

Anyone pick up on the reference?

It comes from a horrible play about two hormonal teenagers and a piss poor postal system. Next question?

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Haha, thought no one would catch that. Congrats
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Postby shinygerbil » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:58 pm

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Postby xander » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:16 am

Sirthomasthegreat wrote:Haha, thought no one would catch that. Congrats

1) It saddens me that you believe that people here are so uncultured as to have never read or seen Shakespeare.
2) Even assuming that no one had seen or read Shakespeare, never forget -- "Google is your friend."

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