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Dear John

Postby The_Doctor » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:50 am

Dear Defcon,

We had some good times but I'm over you. We're done.
Don't kid yourself, it was just a summer thing, nothing serious just sex with nukes.
I don't love you, I was wrong, I thought I did but I was deluding myself.
You look bad and let's be honest that matters. You are old and boring.
I'm gonna go hang with the next gen kids like Assassins creed black flag. Don't be jealous.
I'ts the little things that ultimately ended things for me, like that time I bought a new monitor
and you decided to look like crap on it.

We can still be friends (JK, YOU SUCK)
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Re: Dear John

Postby trickser » Wed Nov 20, 2013 10:56 am

Doc, while you are on the way out, can you take the trash with you. Thanks. Byebye.
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Re: Dear John

Postby The_Doctor » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:42 pm

trickser wrote:Doc, while you are on the way out, can you take the trash with you. Thanks. Byebye.


It's beneath me. I don't do garbage, I do quality. That's why I'm leaving Defcon. 3 people online, all arrogant fucks, no fun at all, no games, no nothing. 1000000 servers, no players.
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Re: Dear John

Postby kudayta » Wed Nov 20, 2013 4:52 pm

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Re: Dear John

Postby The_Doctor » Wed Nov 20, 2013 6:07 pm

I used google image search to figure out what that means.
Turns out it's a known meme 'well bye'.

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Re: Dear John

Postby Siсiliаn Ноundd » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:31 pm

Eh people come and go. You will be back, weather it will be a year or two. See you then :D
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Re: Dear John

Postby Endless » Wed Nov 20, 2013 9:33 pm

The_Doctor wrote:Dear Defcon,

We had some good times but I'm over you. We're done.
Don't kid yourself, it was just a summer thing, nothing serious just sex with nukes.
I don't love you, I was wrong, I thought I did but I was deluding myself.
You look bad and let's be honest that matters. You are old and boring.
I'm gonna go hang with the next gen kids like Assassins creed black flag. Don't be jealous.
I'ts the little things that ultimately ended things for me, like that time I bought a new monitor
and you decided to look like crap on it.

We can still be friends (JK, YOU SUCK)


Told you that you were the most annoying.
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Re: Dear John

Postby Colytic » Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:30 am

You see, DEFCON like you know, is like gravity...all it takes is a little push!

Wait, no, wrong line. Never mind. Anyway, it will pull you back :P
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Re: Dear John

Postby Dantesinferno » Thu Nov 21, 2013 3:24 am

I love these pointless goodbyes.

1. no-one cares what your opinion is
2. no-one really cares your leaving
3. All those things you say are lies to try how dare you denigrate defcon with your pop-culture cliches.
4. Your probably a self -hating hipster who feels he has to draw attention to leaving a internet community with crappy dear johns to nobody in particular.
Just admit it your only leaving because YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!

But you are funny so if you really are leaving please

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And remember this is what we think of you:

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Re: Dear John

Postby The_Doctor » Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:04 am

Think I'm gonna miss Endless most of all. Red necks are good to have around in case of a zombie outbreak.
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Re: Dear John

Postby Endless » Thu Nov 21, 2013 8:56 am

The_Doctor wrote:Think I'm gonna miss Endless most of all. Red necks are good to have around in case of a zombie outbreak.


Thought you were leaving? Or are you gonna keep on annoying everyone?
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Re: Dear John

Postby The_Doctor » Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:00 am

Endless wrote:
The_Doctor wrote:Think I'm gonna miss Endless most of all. Red necks are good to have around in case of a zombie outbreak.


Thought you were leaving? Or are you gonna keep on annoying everyone?


Trying to prove that this community is dominated by assholes. Thanks for all the help.
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Re: Dear John

Postby nuclear cocaine » Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:31 am

Bye doctor .... to be honest you will not find a game to work your brain better than this one other than chess :)Go play a mindless game that has 0 glory. To be honest all the vets arnt being dickheads anymore and are teaching :) have added some players..... Don't come back please and the little time you played will make you stay a nub forever :)
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Re: Dear John

Postby The_Doctor » Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:15 am

nuclear cocaine wrote:Bye doctor .... to be honest you will not find a game to work your brain better than this one other than chess :)Go play a mindless game that has 0 glory. To be honest all the vets arnt being dickheads anymore and are teaching :) have added some players..... Don't come back please and the little time you played will make you stay a nub forever :)


I work my brain at work. It's enough. Defcon is not about smarts it's all about practice and skill.
Games that require brains: any decent rpg, virtual pool 2,3,4, any crazy android/ios puzzle game, portal (to some degree) the list goes on.
I've been playing games since I was 5. I'm a gamer first and a defcon noob second :).


@All
Does anyone else want to chip in? Seems I've become the poster boy for defcon quitters / noobs :).

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Re: Dear John

Postby nuclear cocaine » Thu Nov 21, 2013 11:28 am

Dantesinferno wrote:I love these pointless goodbyes.

1. no-one cares what your opinion is
2. no-one really cares your leaving
3. All those things you say are lies to try how dare you denigrate defcon with your pop-culture cliches.
4. Your probably a self -hating hipster who feels he has to draw attention to leaving a internet community with crappy dear johns to nobody in particular.
Just admit it your only leaving because YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT!

But you are funny so if you really are leaving please

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And remember this is what we think of you:

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lol all I have to say :) ..... and doc
The_Doctor wrote:
nuclear cocaine wrote:Bye doctor .... to be honest you will not find a game to work your brain better than this one other than chess :)Go play a mindless game that has 0 glory. To be honest all the vets arnt being dickheads anymore and are teaching :) have added some players..... Don't come back please and the little time you played will make you stay a nub forever :)


I work my brain at work. It's enough. Defcon is not about smarts it's all about practice and skill.
Games that require brains: any decent rpg, virtual pool 2,3,4, any crazy android/ios puzzle game, portal (to some degree) the list goes on.
I've been playing games since I was 5. I'm a gamer first and a defcon noob second :).



Go play sudoku or somthing !

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