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What do you think of a DEFCON movie directed by Uwe Boll?

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DEFCON Movie

Postby Feud » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:12 am

I propose that there be a DEFCON movie made. Uwe Boll would be directer, since only those willing to fight their fellow man can truely appreciate the spirit of the game,a nd since he already has considerable experiance in adapting games to the big screen. What do you all think about it?
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Postby Weps » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:39 am

Who is Uwe Boll?
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Postby MoonHill » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:54 am

Feud, I hate you with every fiber of my being, and reject you and all that you stand for.
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Postby Feud » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:04 am

MoonHill wrote:Feud, I hate you with every fiber of my being, and reject you and all that you stand for.


Well, if I can't convince someone, at least I know that I can motivate them. :D

Weps wrote:Who is Uwe Boll?


Uwe Boll was the mastermind behind such great films as:
House of the Dead
Alone in the Dark
Blood Rayne

He also is known for beating up (in a very literal, painful way) his critics.
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Postby Ace Rimmer » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:05 am

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast...
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:28 am

AND THIS IS HIS ALL NEW MASTERPIECE!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVzPtDRn ... l%2Ecom%2F


I actually have faith in Uwe. Postal rocked as a game (concept at least) and this might be stupid enough to be fun. The trailer looks like a hoot.


I think Uwe finally have gone selfaware.

Thank god that this equation isnt't correct: Uwe=Skynet

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Postby estel » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:42 am

They commissioned a sequel to Alone in the Dark :S How did he persuade the studio to let him do that?

Apparently, the films are getting better. I read quite an amusing interview with him not long ago...
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Postby MrBunsy » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:28 am

Radiant Caligula wrote:I actually have faith in Uwe. Postal rocked as a game (concept at least) and this might be stupid enough to be fun. The trailer looks like a hoot.
It looks like it could easily turn out to be crap though.

And Defcon was from a film, a film about Defcon would be dead boring. Or am I missing something here?
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Postby Radiant Caligula » Thu Mar 29, 2007 9:42 am

MrBunsy wrote:
Radiant Caligula wrote:I actually have faith in Uwe. Postal rocked as a game (concept at least) and this might be stupid enough to be fun. The trailer looks like a hoot.
It looks like it could easily turn out to be crap though.

And Defcon was from a film, a film about Defcon would be dead boring. Or am I missing something here?


ehm, Im not talking of anything from him as nothing but crap, but this looks like it actually has quack quack crap in it.
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Postby estel » Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:17 am

Or am I missing something here?

The </sarcasm> :)
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Postby BrianBlessed » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:02 am

How can that be anything other than crap? It just looks like a slightly violent and weird pointless comedy. If anyone actually played Postal, Postal 1 anyway, you'd know it was an incredibly harrowing game in which to finish you go to a school and fire a load of rockets into a playground full of children as they continue burning and laughing and playing, then you have a breakdown in the middle of the road.

Somehow the film doesn't quite seem to capture that....in any way, shape or form.
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Postby Lastof » Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:37 am

I was going to make some joke about Wargames 2 and it being a Defcon movie, but, I couldn't.

It's existence just hurts so much.
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Postby Feud » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:49 pm

MrBunsy wrote: Or am I missing something here?


You certainly are. Estel pointed it out nicely.

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