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Defcon Fightin' Talk

Postby Phrage » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:56 pm

PC Gamer when reviewing Defcon had a little side bit on Fightin' Talk (say in a deep south american accent), things we didn't say enough before playing Defcon. Such things as:
"I'm about to make Htiler look like he wasn't trying."
"If you nuke Sao Paolo, you're fired"
"You just randomised the limb count for everyone born in Paris in the next hundred years. I hope you're happy."
"How could anyone bomb Hiroshima? Tokyo is right there"

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Postby alphager » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:14 pm

Moscow's corruption rate down by 100 percent.
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Postby dazDEFCON1 » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:45 pm

i hope i dont offend anyone its just a joke ok

hits terran "ahhh terroism is over"
bombs all of europe except britain "say no the euro" UKIP pwns
fires at canada "sir we hit nothing but trees its like the predetor"
nukes africa "there going to a better place.....no really they ARE"
nukes britain "haha now the chavs that stole my watch will pay"
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Postby Michaeru » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:49 pm

When somebody nuked my Tokio, I said "ah, hell, the Japanese should be used it".
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Postby unknown » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:08 pm

(After everyone turned and nuked the hell out of america and south america) "Well, I guess we all know where the post-apocalyptic future of humanity *won't* start."
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Postby Xan » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:16 pm

1st stick this topic =)

secoundly.

"Stop nuking iraq lets bomb georgia in stead"
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Postby Red Dawn » Wed Oct 11, 2006 10:41 pm

"I just nuked my hometown"
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Postby Mas Tnega » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:13 pm

"Where's your X now?"
Where X could be:
"Geneva Convention"
"Allah"
"White House"
"Stiff upper lip"
"Bobsleigh team"
"Liberty"
"Human Rights"

It's a thing that needs run into the ground before I'm satisfied that I've sucked all the humour out of it.
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Postby Feud » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:17 pm

If I"m bombing NA i usually will toss out a:

"Good morning Mr. President!" or "Good morning America, here's your eye opener! (I sometimes replace it with "some coffee")

A more general one is "I just made _______ into the worlds largest night light (or glow stick)"

Finally, I always liked the old "I'm going to make your pee glow in the dark!"
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Postby CanoeMan » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:22 pm

It started when I sent a wave of bombers from my carrier group and took out the US east cost. My comment: "I've always wanted to visit Washington. I guess I'm too late!" His reply was to hit my London with four or five nukes, after which he comments: "I hear London is nice this time of nuclear winter."

The black humor is one of the best things with Defcon.
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Postby rawera » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:28 pm

One time while my Moscow was suffering a number of hits I said in public chat "Wow, anyone seen Moscow lately?" then a few seconds later I said "Yeah...me neither."

Black humor is, as previously mentioned, one of the best things about Defcon.
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Postby Neuroleptic » Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:30 pm

the us-east coast was glowing bright white and i said: "Its gettin' hot in here...so take off all your clothes *sings*"
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Postby Xan » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:11 am

While getting nukes over my russian terr

"damn i used to play there when i was a kid.."
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Postby Adolf » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:45 am

After a massive silo launch hitting china......"well that should solve their population problem"
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Postby Yokenzkov » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:46 am

"I did what Germany couldn't. Bye bye, Leningrad!"

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