This Ruskie can't wait for Defcon.

[Michaeru]

Pah, eure Arroganz wird euer Untergang sein, wenn Atombomben made in Germany auf eure Köpfe niederregnen ...

Stop posting in languages only a few people understand, please?

[4Matt]

Ja, ich verstehe.
Aber es ist nicht sehr schwer, Französisch oder Spanisch zu sprechen

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Oh, es regnet Atombomben...

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Greetings from Europe, in tenths of marvellous languages

[Useless]

So basically there is not one true russhian amongst yous.........german french portugeeese and vile americans...ah well motherland will prevail Za Rodinu, Za Stalina!!! for those not russian literate "for Motherland, for Stalin"

[Sfighrath]

Prepare to be dead Russia will fight you... All your lands will be so clear as a glass after burning

Rebyata, a predzakaz daet pravo skachat igru ili pridetsa zhdat disk po pochte?

[Michaeru]

Ja, ich verstehe.
Aber es ist nicht sehr schwer, Französisch oder Spanisch zu sprechen

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Oh, es regnet Atombomben...

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Greetings from Europe, in tenths of marvellous languages

Ach, verdammt nochmal. Ich kann weder Französisch noch Spanisch.

... Regenschirm gefällig?

[Psycho]

lol, was haben wir ein Spass nicht English zu sprechen, mein Deutsch ist aber nicht zo gut wie Euere.
Maar dat maakt mij niks uit! Want mijn Nederlands is waarschijnlijk wat beter dan die van jullie, haha! Onze dijken zullen ons beschermen tegen al jullie aanvallen. Het maakt niet uit waar jullie vandaan komen!

Ok, that will do for now.

[RedMenace]

So basically there is not one true russhian amongst yous.........german french portugeeese and vile americans...ah well motherland will prevail Za Rodinu, Za Stalina!!! for those not russian literate "for Motherland, for Stalin"

Ne pravda, ya Ruskie! Ya iz mockva!

[4Matt]

Maar dat maakt mij niks uit! Want mijn Nederlands is waarschijnlijk wat beter dan die van jullie, haha! Onze dijken zullen ons beschermen tegen al jullie aanvallen. Het maakt niet uit waar jullie vandaan komen!

I can read most german text and write some... but to me, dutch text aljways looksjk lijke it has lojts of raanjdomk lettjers injsertetd injto the woordjs (mostly J's and K's)

[Baelthazar]

I live in New York City... yeah... so is anyone on this board NOT going to bomb me first?

We should build a shield generator on this city... or reorganize the five boroughs to look like a giant target sign.

Be kind, take out San Fransisco first.

And you're lucky 4Matt, I happen to love Southern France, I prefer Provence and Languedoc, but Bordeaux is fine. So I'll try to have my nukes land north of the Loire.

Baelthazar

[Turock]

Languedoc-Roussillon for life

[4Matt]

Heh. I'm sure NOBODY wants to nuke Bordeaux, as it would greatly affect the beverage comfort factor of the survivors
I would even suggest that France be completely removed from potential targets, in order to save the whole variety of wines and cheeses.

I honestly cannot consider survival without cheese.
How french is that?

[RedMenace]

We are at Defcon 3! Defcon 2 in 6 hours, 30 minutes!

[Psycho]

Maar dat maakt mij niks uit! Want mijn Nederlands is waarschijnlijk wat beter dan die van jullie, haha! Onze dijken zullen ons beschermen tegen al jullie aanvallen. Het maakt niet uit waar jullie vandaan komen!

I can read most german text and write some... but to me, dutch text aljways looksjk lijke it has lojts of raanjdomk lettjers injsertetd injto the woordjs (mostly J's and K's)

lol, I guess it must be weird .
I'll translate:
But that doesn't matter to me! Because my Dutch is probably a bit better than yours, haha! Our dykes will protect us against all your attacks. It doesn't matter where you come from!

[Baelthazar]

Languedoc-Roussillon for life

You may notice, my avatar is the statue of Asmodeus that resides in the mysterious little church in Rennes-le-Chateau.

Baelthazar

[Aaargh]

Belgium doesn't exist? I don't exist? What else have you been hiding from me?

België bestaat niet? Waar komen dan al die nucleaire raketten ineens vandaan? Je weet wel, diegene die nu door de lucht naar jullie toevliegen!! En onze taal zit niet vol met j's en k's! NIet vertalen, psycho, dit blijft ons geheim.