What.

[NeoThermic]

Welcome to the internet!

Finally. I was wondering who would past that, when, and where the fuck it was

NeoThermic

[xander]

Welcome to the internet!

Finally. I was wondering who would past that, when, and where the fuck it was :P

NeoThermic

Indeed. Thank you for that ray of sunshine, Darksun.

xander

[Avenged]

Yes that indeed sums up my first day of posting very nicely lol

[PoisonedV]

I bet it does.

[Avenged]

I bet it does.

Judging by the intelligence of your posts Poisoned id say its fair to assume that the Avatar you are currently using is actually a real photo of yourself.

[PoisonedV]

And your avatar must be your mom?

Because they don't allow her to go out in public without something covering her face.

[xander]

Judging by the intelligence of your posts Poisoned id say its fair to assume that the Avatar you are currently using is actually a real photo of yourself. :twisted:

3 / 10

And your avatar must be your mom?

Because they don't allow her to go out in public without something covering her face.

2 / 10

Come on, guys, the kindergartners that I work with could come up with better insults. Why don't you try this on for size:

You're an idiot.

A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it would die of loneliness before the hour was out.

On an intelligence scale of 1 to 10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in order to even catch a distant glimpse of it. Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail. Your powers of observation are like that of the bird who keeps slamming into the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking, talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, earth shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, childish, moronic, pathetic, wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call you a parasite would be injurious to the thousands of honest parasitic species.

You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live in shame. You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you.

You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable. Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a corruption, a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet. I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you do. Go away, you swine.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh.

You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease. You puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

On a good day you're a halfwit. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self- destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

Have a nice day!

xander

[PoisonedV]

Hey xander. Nobody gives a fuck.

[xyzyxx]

Hey xander. Nobody gives a fuck.

Right, because you speak for Nobody. Shut up.

[PoisonedV]

Hey xander. Nobody gives a fuck.

Right, because you speak for Nobody. Shut up.

You bet I do.

[trickfred]

I know you are, but what am I!

(Seriously, kids, grow up, or no dessert for either of you. We'll take your crayons away, too.)

[Kron0]

Hey xander. Nobody gives a fuck.

Hey dipshit,

xander
Joined: 21 Oct 2004
Posts: 471
Location: Sparks, NV, USA

PoisonedV
Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Posts: 18
LocationL His mothers basement

SO how about you shut up and respect people who have been a part of the community for years more then you, mmkay?

[PoisonedV]

No.

[PoisonedV]

And I have more than those posts, that's just in the Defcon area.

[NeoThermic]

I think we all should take a quick reality check before some slapping occurs. You're trading silly insults on an internet forum...

And I have more than those posts, that's just in the Defcon area.

Just incase it wasn't clear from above:

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General chain of respect on these forums is this:

1. IV staff
2. Admins
3. Moderators
4. People who have been here longer than you
5. People who have more posts than you
6. People who are older

NeoThermic