Here they are and you can check out this page too... (don't know if it contains stories too)
It's a good start for all the noobs in here..

(Edited by RedDevil085 at 1:14 am on Mar. 4, 2002)

Oh i see you haven't meat Ravenshadow before...
Well, here's something to think about:
She's an government agent...
And she has a couple o roles o duct tape, a harpoon and  a secret flash thingy that (top secret)...
So watch out.. she doesn't like swearing...

Thnx... me & tux will have a great time...
Oh, one question before i go pick her up...
Is tux a male of female penguin?
I wouldn't like the idea of being married to a male penguin, that would be too sick!

How about this... Dear Warez Monkey, You are the most disgusting piece of biological compost that i've ever layed my eyes on. You are the product of an incestious relationship between your father & the skeleton of you grandmother. Death would be too good for you... When you die, i'll give you a ...

You've got the address of a hotel that is ok with people that take their fiancee penguin to the honeymoon suite?

Hmmm, what would happen if a human would uhmmm.. make love with a OS...
(banging the penguin)
That should give an interesting effect ...

Ok, Ok... Not sick, but completely original & weird.. You like that better, melady?

What about phatlinux? I like Phatlinux...
/me wants to marry phatlinux!

I love DOS, but you ever took a spin on Linux? Yesterday i ran it for the first time in my life...
Wow, that's an good experience!!!

I have to admit it... Linux rulez!
(BTW RedDevil085 used to be a 100% Microsoft Man)

(because i like that page so much: --bumpski--)

Hail Zakk, i would have banned you sorry @$$ a long time ago with such dumb @$$ way script.. Oh & all the other kiddo's who put clones & all kind of stupid crap in the IRC channel should be strangled with their mouse-cords... oh PS: Mouse-cords suck! PPS: I'm sorry 4 the swearing, but i'm ju...

(ugh, i pushed my own post down.. i'm such an ass!)
--BUMP--

Oh & PS: Welcome 2 the marvelous world of Uplink... You'll love it!!!

Ugh, Ravenshadow: Working is for people that don't hack banks

Hacking banks is ok... Cleaning out banks for every penny they've got (& getting all loans people can take) is even cooler !!!

here

For all you computer lovers... This is the sickest computer thing i've ever seen!