Arundel.

Charge seems pretty damned easy for the left player with all that cover blocking LOS until just before the goal.

Cliff notes version: Fake announcements have been run into the ground and are now a bannable offence. People are still unfunny.

NeatNit wrote:Who the crap is Blainn?! He's totally kicking my ass, can he be removed?

That would be Jordy...

I lose, I guess. It didn't go at all well until Turn 5 when I desperately rushed for the goal and one of them didn't die. Too little, too late by then.

I didn't forget. I just remembered that there's no fucking way I'd win on defence. Because I'm crap.

I bid exactly two bars ahead of 50% (you can probably work out where, our map is the same). It was far enough not give Jordy an absurdly easy charge, but too far to reach.

Still 3 seconds.

Damn. I was so sure I'd narrowly rush at least one guy to the 60% mark within 15 seconds.

(Disclaimer: There is no way Mas would have pulled that off in 15 seconds)

Not as good as enhancing the prisoner misbehaviour in the showers...

Did you think the turns were 5 seconds too?

It's true though. You see the reams and reams of people IV have banned here for thinking $30 is far too much and that they are greedy? Anyone who even posted in this thread got banned so hard they're not even allowed to post on the Steam forums. IV can do that, you know. manlytearsuk said so.

Well, if you want to choose a competitive win condition, doing nothing gets the best prison value easily. How do you beat a guy who's getting that huge a no-incidents bonus?

It's Mas

Do you know just long you have to listen to some daft sod with some daft voice to get to the part in the trailer where they explain it's an unfinished game on sale? Too bloody long. I guess if you squint hard enough or watch the second video, you'll see it's still in alpha state and after you listen...