I'll give it a try:

A lama goes into a bar. The barkeep asks: "would you like a beer?" The Lama says "no, I'm a veggie"



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HOR! HOR! HOR! HOR! HOR! HOR!
Do I win the most retarded thing ever prize yet?

PS: Woo! my first bump!

Haven't paid much attention to this thread, but I like the mine field idea. The problem is though, when you have so many MG's you could just march them right through the middle and clear a path pretty quick. True, true. And now I think about it, isn't the ants nest basically a living minefield with...

I heard that!

wait, what do you mean?

Neatnit, repeat after me: I... will... not... randomly... call... people... murderers... <on topic> Personally, I'm a mac so I can't help you. But I've read and seen enough to establish some good ideas. Personally, I find Jakes idea quite amusing, and hadn't really thought about using them for an ad...

Considering the stories I've heard about them, I think you might be right.
/me pats major cookie on the back. He does same.

/me fails to notice large "kick me" sign...

Why am I so lonely?

edit: M E G A B U M P!!!!!

I don't know if someone already suggested this but: minefield : allows you to lace an area of the map with high explosives. Any units crossing through here will be killed or seriously nerfed. Actually, this gives me another idea: tripwire : If a unit passes through this area, an airstrike is summone...

w00t, my first post! Sorry... Anyhow, I am a mac, and an avid fan of DW and MW (when the mac version comes out :evil: hurry up ambrosia!). I took a look at a video on YouTube the other day and noticed there were eight colors! This gave me an idea: The Eight point star tourney... On day one, each pla...