Xocrates wrote:Face full of alien wing-wong?

Got it in one!

That corporation dude from Aliens. What an asshole. Indeed. Locking Ripley and Newt in a room with the face-raper* aliens, just so he could get them past customs? I mean, that is sick. *What? They latch onto your face and then later their young burst out of you. SO what are they sticking down your ...

The good news is it's limited to here. At worst...

Indeed. Request permission for immediate stab strike on these co-ordinates. Also request follow-up barrage of bans and possibly locks.

I see a trend emerging. Stabbing may be imminent.

Across the void the UFO sped. Four timed it to two days. From what Tim had said, clearly the escapees had already set up shop in the system. Why was the UFO taking so long? Four guessed the engines on the rockets were faster. Four woke up with a green glow blanketing his face. Groggily, he stood up...

THEY ARE TTAKING OVER! WE MUST CONTAIN THEM WITH FIRE!

(spot the game reference contest. If you think you know the answer, please write it on a postcard and send it to you angreh gerbhil. If you are lucky, you may win some gerbhil drophings).

Major, with the sentance you broke this forum. Seriously, my computer says there have been new posts in this form for ages, and yet there are none.

It said in the details on fourward house that it catered for kids up to twenty years old. Since, as an assumption, most of them will be arriving much earlier, Watchmen shouldn't prove too much of a problem. And if they have a problem with Rorsarch's childhood, they could simply not watch it. I mean,...

<waves hand> These are not the bots you are looking for.

God, I've always wanted to say that.

Montyphy wrote:pls l2english kthxbai

What the HELL?!

Well, I've got to go back to school soon. A lot of the people there are moderatly sadistic/annoying/nymphomanic despite having not done so/insane. If I kill any of them, forgive me.

Sorry about the long post. With my Aspergers syndrome, it's a force of habit. If anyone gets cross with me, please use the official pitying Revelation smilie:

Four remained afeared (being much worse than afraid!), but his fear was much greater. The land below was a swarming mass of black, and almost none of his homeland remained to be seen beneath the living carpet. Several pylons and receivers were toppled by the sheer force of viri being piled on them....

This smells faintly of awesome. What's a machinima?