I'm too highly ranked. Old me, maybe. For your all-time list, I'd put Zoro's Dog much higher. Top five for sure, and probably top three.

I disagree with much of the list, and I've told Vicious I'm overrated based on my current fighting shape (think Rocky's lazy prep for his bout with Clubber Lang). But I don't begrudge him his secret sauce. It's entertaining and it gives the most active payers something to strive for against the play...

The oldtimers will probably appreciate this a bit more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLvvdSvwvZ4

Ace Rimmer always makes me laugh, and Shai Hulud and Countersmurf were pretty good too. Of course, I'm partial to The Noob King.

jon wrote:Badum tish

That was a good drum effect, Jon!

kudayta wrote:Oh yeah, Why? is old school. He's got some serious game too.

True, though I always found him a little less menacing than Who?

Ah, Abu. The name takes me back to a fine lesson in Nuke School.

Back from another 3,000 miles of driving. Along the way, I was thinking of you, Endless: how many miles do you put on your car if it's a quiet shift of patrol? Do you cross the whole state?

For reasons that are beyond me, it seems I have been granted a new (although likely temporary) lease on life. Prepare to be abused! Didn't realize your lease was up. Very glad to see you back, though I still haven't been able to get enough time to start playing again. I'll have to start coming on i...

The new mod strikes me as a classic concern troll. I'm surprised you didn't recognize this from your collection, Moth. A good moderator would not think in such binaries--the wild west of no moderation vs. heavy-handed paternalism--and would think of the job as more akin to editing a piece of writing...

I cannot wait to charter a dinner cruise along the Donau. I will set places for Senator, Yellow Cake, Pinkchen, Baton, Kudatya, Endless, Deadcows, and Laika. Zoro will be purser. Marmot will be cabin boy.

Defcon is not dead, it's just…suspended. Defcon and its world is just a shared thought experiment running in the brains of me, kudayta, mvpe, Ace, and Senator. I generate most of the players, save for the noobs, who are a product of kudayta; Rimmer, Sen and mvpe's consciousness shapes the terrain, r...

The U.S. government is paying researchers to play video games, it is paying researchers to study the effects of cocaine on Japanese quail and it has spent millions of dollars to train Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly. The amount of money that the government wastes is absolutely horrifying.!...

I hope I get to murder all US govt politicians one day. You know Mr.Cows its not just you, its almost every US citizen. Overblown. But you should not hate the US people, we have done nothing… This is precisely the problem. Well before your time, Italian-American pup, there was a famous phrase gay a...