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by FrostShard
Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:29 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Uplink reality
Replies: 25
Views: 2855

So when a mummy computer and a daddy computer love each other very much, if they are very lucky a baby computer will come along. But I have a question. What happens when ikkle computers go through puberty?

Are you saying it's possible for windows to get more temperamental? :shock:
by FrostShard
Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:53 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The inevitable A(S) results thread
Replies: 43
Views: 3523

Hey - my dad managed it, he fathered me, and I just learned why it's not wise to microwave a ten-year-old pritt stick.

If you ask me, that tells you all you need to know.
by FrostShard
Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:49 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Welcome the DRUNK
Replies: 9
Views: 1356

The same reason all the famous actresses, skintight leather-clad nurses and underwear models have beards.
by FrostShard
Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:34 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 797

You also now have the right to (Unless the Scottish laws are different to English ones): Ride a 50cc motorcycle, Buy a Lottery ticket, buy liquor chocolates, buy knives, buy certain medicines, buy petrol, buy party poppers, consent to homosexual sex, Get a full time job, join the military, become a...
by FrostShard
Sun Aug 21, 2005 11:06 am
Forum: General
Topic: Yay!
Replies: 7
Views: 797

Yay!

'Tis me boifday! :D

Finally, I'm legally able to make babies and fill my lungs with tar!



















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Oh well. At least there's cake. :P
by FrostShard
Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:47 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The inevitable A(S) results thread
Replies: 43
Views: 3523

EDIT: Oh yeah, standard grade results came through last week while I was in Italy... Eight ones, yay! :D Eight, compressed sciences? Nah, everybody does eight subjects at my school... I did standard grades in English, Maths, French, Music, Physics, Chemistry, Computing and Modern Studies, which jus...
by FrostShard
Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:42 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Welcome the DRUNK
Replies: 9
Views: 1356

Don't worry. You'll get on with Banker. :lol:
by FrostShard
Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:22 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Picture Wars
Replies: 849
Views: 59845

Babylon5 wrote:But nothing can really beat shap3sh1fta_'s pic


Ahem.

Image
by FrostShard
Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:12 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The inevitable A(S) results thread
Replies: 43
Views: 3523

Babylon5 wrote:Worst. Paint. Edit. Ever.


Pfah! Bow down before me. :P

EDIT: Oh yeah, standard grade results came through last week while I was in Italy... Eight ones, yay! :D
by FrostShard
Fri Aug 19, 2005 10:02 pm
Forum: General
Topic: The ONE campaign
Replies: 30
Views: 4352

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. But set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
by FrostShard
Sat Aug 06, 2005 11:34 am
Forum: General
Topic: i have a new mission for uplink
Replies: 2
Views: 689

Wouldst thou claim to be the All-Powerful One when thou canst not muster even a decent threat? Merely not this alone, but thou hast, too, a name that possesses a number of letters far too great for any mortal man! Begone, take thyself from this place of hallowed ridicule! I banish thee unto the dept...
by FrostShard
Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:51 pm
Forum: General
Topic: How do I finish the "Trace a recent balance transfer&am
Replies: 47
Views: 4530

Well, uhh... yeah. For example, unlike in Uplink, most real computer problems can be solved with a sizeable mallet. :P

NOTE: I have my own personal definition of the word "solved."
by FrostShard
Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:40 pm
Forum: General
Topic: skins
Replies: 4
Views: 833

Can anybody else feel Rkiver going into cardiac arrest? :lol:
:wink:
by FrostShard
Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:37 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Uplink ruined my life
Replies: 36
Views: 3892

Hmm...

ReflectingGod wrote:Why is it that I feel the average IQ of the forum slipping slowly downwards every day?


Because you're a very perceptive individual.
by FrostShard
Fri Aug 05, 2005 6:23 pm
Forum: General
Topic: question
Replies: 22
Views: 2566

Ahh, it's great to be back. Good to see that we're all keeping up the bitching and whining... EDIT: N0ught, I really can't be bothered getting involved with this, and I've always worked on the basis that the faster you help idiots, the sooner they leave. But then, I never could resist an argument. :...

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