Now can we have that in English please....

How about a site profiling every single user in the Uplink Forum?

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OK, let's see... LLama dung is an excellent fuel source, which is used extensively by the natives of the Andean mountains of Peru for cooking food and heating the home.

Awwww, that woulda been cool... Give someone epilepsy or something on their history so they get fired from their job where they operate heavy machinery an stuff like that... Pity it didn't stay... In the next patch or v2.0 perhaps?

Apart from the one where you.... Oops, nearly posted a spoiler, sorreeeee..

*Moo*

Isn't it just?

But he'll have holes in his hands and feet or wherever the nails go...

Best way to quit smoking: Don't start.

(Doesn't help much in your case I know. Sorry)

...And totally kill the realism...

You cannot get that particular file because how's the game supposed to know your real name, huh?
So thier way around that is to make the file never exist!

Bless you