lol
I chose mine because Marcus Hess was a (famous?) hacker, and, since Uplink is a hacking game, I decided on that name. But, I decided to call myself the second Marcus Hess. Hence, MarcusHess2!

Nah, don't try, I like beating myself up. When I first entered secondary, I was, for some reason, nicknamed Francis. It didn't stick. My friend, however, was called Hugo, and I, as do others, still call him that. Weird.

My favourite: The GoldFish

Mad, simple, and capitalized in all the right places.

My least favourite(s):
Qazziy
jimmy cocks
Mr. Mcs

And...
MarcusHess2

Yes! Insane Rating automatically equals: Insane Lunatic

I hereby, as Acting Leader of the TAUIGOP, assign you the rating of Insane Beginner. More Insane Post Count=More Insane Rating!

Hear Hear!

Long Live The Totally And Utterly Insane Group Of Posters!

I elect myself as leader of the TAUIGOP! Votes and opinions?

/me points at Phydaux's post

Funny characters!

Uplink: Fred's Revenge

People buy Windows because it is easy to use, it looks good, it's easy to use, it looks good...erm......any other reasons?

I shall deflect the flame right back at you, then I'll gather all the ashes up, and JUMP ON THEM! And then, and then, I'll CARRY ON JUMPING ON THEM! AND I'M GOING TO KEEP JUMPING ON THEM UNTIL I THINK OF SOMETHING MORE UNPLEASANT TO DO TO THEM, OR UNTIL I GET BLISTERS!

I will throw your large wooden Badger right back at you!

I WILL FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! THERE IS NO SPOON!

WANNA-BE SPOON!

MUAHAHAHAHA!

What are you talking about, GS? It's on the 1st page!