*fwump*

"Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend."

*thwomp*

"Daedalus" goes back to Greek mythology -- t'was the name of the inventor (and architect of the Labyrinth, IIRC) who was imprisoned by Minos of Crete, and the father of Icarus who perished after the two escaped via flying with the help of wax wings.

*WUMP(us)*

The power of Bump propels you...

*thwap* Up ye go.

There once was a really long thread Though only one part was meant to be read It had questions and answers -- (Uplink performance enhancers) And much nonsense to bump it ahead. [url=news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_2000000/2000003.stm]Ugly bald chicken[/url] Silly-looking, featherless Colon...

I bumped into a long thread,
And saw, below, many posters
Joking, punning
And bumping again.
One looked up, thinking,
And posted, "Bump the FAQ!"

With Shamu saw Kubla's car, a crazy lizard king or three; where Ralph, the pizza deliverer ran, through suburban enclaves home to man, down to Honah Lee.

*thwap*

Time to bump the Thread of Unusual Size.

<|------<-  ===  *thunk* FAQ for you, Sir.

Bump. And a bizarre joke that once circulated: > Once upon a time there was a slacker.  He was walking through the > forest, when suddenly Satan appeared.  "Dude!" said the slacker, "You > look NOTHING like you did on my death metal albums." > > "I know," said...

There ARE "geeks" with honor and integrity, "CantHack".  I pay for the commercial software I use.  I've even bought software that I DON'T intend to use, like PartitionMagic -- it's there as an insurance policy. Of course, I'm a harsh, ruthless being with no belief in th...