Q: Tacitos, Tacitos, what is it with you and Tacitos?
A: No, I've never noticed I leave a trail of reeking slime wherever I slither.

Guess my age!

Q: How many warezers are there in the world?
A: User-Friendly

The sad thing is that that computer is only slightly under my (best) computer - Pentium III, 500Mhz, 128mb RAM, 30gig hard drive and NVidiot TNT2 graphics card. Oh, and a broadband Internet connection.

Neither the Internet nor HTML was invented by M$. Bill Gates only coded MS-DOS, not Winblows. He was responsible for the creation of Windows 98, which I am now unwillingly using - it crashes daily (I really wish I was exaggerating). To take an example: Java's main plus point was that it was supposed...

Sigh... Bump...

Nice to see someone interested in buying the game instead of downloading it warez! Good for you!

At the Dark Signs forums, they have two mods/forum. To start with, terminal and tofu were the only mods, but as people made cool suggestions/otherwise excelled themselves in terminal's eyes, they earned modship. That could work with this forum, but with three mods instead of two and chris as head mo...

You're not going to believe this - in my old school, they had about five computers running CPM from 5' floppies! When I left three years ago! They also kept the 'secure' password as 'changeme' - I 'hacked in' just by reading the manuals - which were publicly available! Their head IT teacher had to g...

Downloaded it so long ago I can't remember - it's just the executable, right? Check your e-mail, Kris.

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I flame people who deserve it (those who blatantly warezed Uplink with no signs of repentance, sweaty bob, etc.), but I try to make my flames humourous, intelligent and correctly spelled. Does this make me sad?

Hmm... We could infect him with a trojan and replace all text editors with an unlicensed copy of M$ FrontPage, then have him send an e-mail to M$ informing them... If only there was a non-script-kiddiesh way of doing that...

What about me?

He started off as a normal newbie, but he refused to learn anything. Then he became a veteran newbie, then a troll. He posted the code card, but Icepick didn't ban him. Why, o mods, is he not banned?