Typical. It's twisted, sick, and evil - what shall we call it?
Black humour. This racism offends me.

4 way dom on Monument to the Heavens, and my teammate and I pull off the perfect strategy, each of us doing just enough to hold our spawns, whilst simultaneously rushing for a smaller island each, and hitting each other's island-mates from the rear. I got unlucky, in that I had to fight for about 5 ...

Eggs as defender on Assault when those generators look like they're lost = priceless. Abandon them, let the Virii defend them, and if you get a Soul Destroyer, drop to your knees and worship Sepulveda.

If you can drop the resolution(haven't ever felt the need to myself), that usually gives about a 10-15% frame rate increase for most games. Running it at 800x600 in a window might help. And try dropping the sound quality to free up some CPU and memory space. Also - yes, that is below the min spec. Y...

I never rage-quit. I've had to drop out once because of a bug where if you're using a laptop touchpad, and ALt-Tab out for longer than about 10 seconds, teh mouse stops responding and just pulls to the top left corner endlessly, but I never rage-quit. Even when I get hit with Dark Forest, Nuke, and ...

Capture teh Statue - Dark forest, plague and then evilwinians. All droppepd right on my start spawn point. All dropping right on top of large clusters of red Darwinians. Fix crate balancer plz. Kthxbai.

You say just kidding, but that is probably what would happen. Darwinia would become a breeding ground for an intelligent AI virus that teh US could use to destroy computer networks anywhere in the world.

Temple Map plz. Kthxbai.

File_Editor - Oh noes! Uplink player has found his way into the battlefield, and is fiddling with stuff! Everyone's power-ups are removed, shuffled, and distributed randomly amongst all players (including retributors). This is a big risk/reward crate - if you have a armour or a turret you don't want...

I'm lucky enough to go to a college with an excellent nerd/emo/chav ratio (about 1:1:1, as opposed to most London colleges, which have 1:1:5), and I have about 10 friends who also own Multiwinia, and we play it pretty much every lunchtime in Starbucks over the WiFi. But I digress slightly. Over the ...

I got a meteor shower, a nuke barrage, and a Dark Forest all in one start-up once.
Took 1 AI player down after 31 seconds, and fucked the other one over with the Dark Forest so badly he could never get enough troops together to oppose me. Then I napalmed him. Mmmm... napalm.

I think if the military had taken over the Darwinians, things would be much more rigorously chain-of-command than they are.
The U.S. Army wouldn't settle for "mob" or "formation".

If the devs don't plan to add Co-Op mode, I'd hope they at least iron out these issues so players can create their own.

They always start at teh same AI level - it looks like they share teh MWGs AI behaviour, but tweaked to account for their entry mode and the FWGs perma-subvertas.

The Futurewinians may be trying to end war, but they still have that code flaw present in the original DWGs that caused them to become the Multiwinians. Order v Chaos works well as an analogy, because though the FWGs intentions are honourable, and entirely worthy, they have no way to carry them out ...