Sounds plausible, good luck with it! Learn Spanish! It's sooper useful (How many people speak it again?) and you can say silly things like "Las ardillas estan commiendo a mis ninos!" Or even "Hay un gato muy pequano en mi panatolones!"* *82PercentHam is not responsible for loss o...

Never mind, a simple re-installation fixed the problem. Thanks for all the help anyways.

When I try to start up Darwinia, I get an error that reads like this: Fatal Error Failed to open sounds stream decoder: sounds/world4 The game immediately crashed, and when I tried again, it gave me the same error, only instead of sounds/world4, It said sounds/world1, and then later sounds/world8. P...

Hey, I'm trying to run the vid on Quicktime player, but I see n image, it's just a black screen witht he music playing. Any idea what might be wrong? SOunds like an awesome vid, I would like to see it.

... When you start a thread like this, come up with answers like the ones seen here, have a Defcon desktop, ringtone, cell desktop, answering machine message, inspirational posters, "Defcon Remix" songs on iTunes, and Defcon blog. Then, and only then, will you have played too much.

I never thought about it too much, to be honest. The only thing running through my mind was: "Yay, mass genocide! KILL TEH PEOPLES!!" But, now that I think about it, this is a truly scary game because it reflects the ugly truth. This could happen any day now, especially with North Korea b...

OH SNAP! SEND SUBS! SEND SUBS!!

DEFCON
Hey, those aren't firewor-

Either that or:

DEFCON
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down

If you haven't seen a certina southpark, you proabably won't get this.
While getting nuked by Russia:

"GODDAMN MONGORIANS KEEP TEARIN' DOWN MA SHITTY WALL!!"

Ah, silly silly chinese people. [No offense to any chinese here]

Yea, same problem, as already stated, but I can play against AI completely fine, no lag, no connection nproblem or anything. THis eliminates the possibility that my computer just sucks totall @$$. I get about a minute or 2 into a game, then get multiple connection errors, one after another until the...

I too get almost constant connection proeblems (ranging from every ten to thirty seconds), and the games seems to take about another 10 to 30 secs to register my commands. I tried Router forwarding, but that actually made it worse (game became completely unresponsive to my commands). Please help, I ...

Hey guys. I finally got my copy of Defcon working after going to a frined [his dad works on computers]. Now, when I played it, I realized one drawback. My windows mouse has no mousewheel. Does this mean I can'y zoom in? Commanding from a world view is extrmely hard, especially when your units are cl...

I thknk I might have found the problem... I have DirectX version 8.1, and unless I'm mistaked, the game requires DirectX 9.0c. Howver, when I try to download this, it says that my Windows is not genuine, and I might ha ve been the victim of software counterfeiting. I got this computer used from some...

Yea, I've been in contact with a member of Steam, and he's been of absolutely NO use. He's told me to get in contact with Steam [which I already am...] and that I need to make sure I have the right ports on my router available. On another note, anybody know how to access your router?

Does anybody here know how to access your sound card? I really would like to try and change it from "entertainment" to "Game". Seriosuly people, help. EDIT: Ok, I think I found my Sound Card, it's a Crystal SoundFusion card [I think], but I don't see any "Settings" on i...