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by 82PercentHam
Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:47 am
Forum: General
Topic: The plan
Replies: 20
Views: 2570

Sounds plausible, good luck with it! Learn Spanish! It's sooper useful (How many people speak it again?) and you can say silly things like "Las ardillas estan commiendo a mis ninos!" Or even "Hay un gato muy pequano en mi panatolones!"* *82PercentHam is not responsible for loss o...
by 82PercentHam
Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:39 pm
Forum: Windows Issues
Topic: Darwinia crashes on startup - Sound Decoder error
Replies: 1
Views: 1321

Never mind, a simple re-installation fixed the problem. Thanks for all the help anyways. :roll:
by 82PercentHam
Sat Dec 30, 2006 4:13 am
Forum: Windows Issues
Topic: Darwinia crashes on startup - Sound Decoder error
Replies: 1
Views: 1321

Darwinia crashes on startup - Sound Decoder error

When I try to start up Darwinia, I get an error that reads like this: Fatal Error Failed to open sounds stream decoder: sounds/world4 The game immediately crashed, and when I tried again, it gave me the same error, only instead of sounds/world4, It said sounds/world1, and then later sounds/world8. P...
by 82PercentHam
Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:36 am
Forum: General
Topic: Video
Replies: 43
Views: 10446

Hey, I'm trying to run the vid on Quicktime player, but I see n image, it's just a black screen witht he music playing. Any idea what might be wrong? SOunds like an awesome vid, I would like to see it.
by 82PercentHam
Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:04 am
Forum: General
Topic: You know you play too much Defcon when ...
Replies: 61
Views: 10515

... When you start a thread like this, come up with answers like the ones seen here, have a Defcon desktop, ringtone, cell desktop, answering machine message, inspirational posters, "Defcon Remix" songs on iTunes, and Defcon blog. Then, and only then, will you have played too much.
by 82PercentHam
Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:21 am
Forum: General
Topic: Shocking
Replies: 15
Views: 2807

I never thought about it too much, to be honest. The only thing running through my mind was: "Yay, mass genocide! KILL TEH PEOPLES!!" But, now that I think about it, this is a truly scary game because it reflects the ugly truth. This could happen any day now, especially with North Korea b...
by 82PercentHam
Sat Oct 21, 2006 8:27 pm
Forum: General
Topic: Look what my carrier fighters uncovered in Arizona
Replies: 22
Views: 6478

OH SNAP! SEND SUBS! SEND SUBS!!
by 82PercentHam
Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:17 am
Forum: General
Topic: New Defcon-sentence
Replies: 32
Views: 5193

DEFCON
Hey, those aren't firewor-

Either that or:

DEFCON
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down
by 82PercentHam
Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:03 am
Forum: General
Topic: Defcon Fightin' Talk
Replies: 32
Views: 5776

If you haven't seen a certina southpark, you proabably won't get this.
While getting nuked by Russia:

"GODDAMN MONGORIANS KEEP TEARIN' DOWN MA SHITTY WALL!!"

Ah, silly silly chinese people. [No offense to any chinese here]
by 82PercentHam
Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:42 am
Forum: Windows Troubleshooting
Topic: Connection problems - every game
Replies: 71
Views: 16383

Yea, same problem, as already stated, but I can play against AI completely fine, no lag, no connection nproblem or anything. THis eliminates the possibility that my computer just sucks totall @$$. I get about a minute or 2 into a game, then get multiple connection errors, one after another until the...
by 82PercentHam
Sun Oct 08, 2006 4:23 am
Forum: Windows Troubleshooting
Topic: Connection problems - every game
Replies: 71
Views: 16383

I too get almost constant connection proeblems (ranging from every ten to thirty seconds), and the games seems to take about another 10 to 30 secs to register my commands. I tried Router forwarding, but that actually made it worse (game became completely unresponsive to my commands). Please help, I ...
by 82PercentHam
Sun Oct 08, 2006 1:05 am
Forum: General
Topic: No Mouse wheel = No zooming in??
Replies: 6
Views: 1655

No Mouse wheel = No zooming in??

Hey guys. I finally got my copy of Defcon working after going to a frined [his dad works on computers]. Now, when I played it, I realized one drawback. My windows mouse has no mousewheel. Does this mean I can'y zoom in? Commanding from a world view is extrmely hard, especially when your units are cl...
by 82PercentHam
Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:56 am
Forum: Windows Troubleshooting
Topic: Sound Driver problem [?]
Replies: 13
Views: 5058

I thknk I might have found the problem... I have DirectX version 8.1, and unless I'm mistaked, the game requires DirectX 9.0c. Howver, when I try to download this, it says that my Windows is not genuine, and I might ha ve been the victim of software counterfeiting. I got this computer used from some...
by 82PercentHam
Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:10 am
Forum: Windows Troubleshooting
Topic: DirectSound Error, can't start Defcon.
Replies: 13
Views: 3376

Yea, I've been in contact with a member of Steam, and he's been of absolutely NO use. He's told me to get in contact with Steam [which I already am...] and that I need to make sure I have the right ports on my router available. On another note, anybody know how to access your router?
by 82PercentHam
Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:54 am
Forum: Windows Troubleshooting
Topic: DirectSound Error, can't start Defcon.
Replies: 13
Views: 3376

Does anybody here know how to access your sound card? I really would like to try and change it from "entertainment" to "Game". Seriosuly people, help. EDIT: Ok, I think I found my Sound Card, it's a Crystal SoundFusion card [I think], but I don't see any "Settings" on i...

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