It's not bad. I"m currently playing Blue Sky acceptable casualties, and Digital Hazard.

I'm a Messianic Jew.
The jews call me christian, and the christians call me a Jew,...

I'd say he looks a bit like Chris Pontius from Jackass. (The resemblance is un-nerving!) My secret Identity has been revealed,...no more changing in public phone booths for me. Now I can just run naked through the monkey habitat at the local zoo coated in bananna pudding just so I can video tape th...

Thank you! It's great to see someone taking a proactive approach to the removal of silly polls!

For better or worse, Here I am. Crash~Worship at his most okay.
Yuck or yumm I am what I am.

I see that I am not the only one to notice that you've biased the survey which in itself devalues the purpose of the survey and makes the choices moot. I myself would have put the questions before the public in an adult manner that is befitting the intellect of the forums. As a jew I find your use o...

Why do I get the feeling that this person has been here before?? Could it be  a strange sense of deja-vu? or some other unknown "sixth sense" bestowed upon mankind by the gods?? Naw,..I just know the smell of a troll as it wafts along the forums like a reeking wave of pustulence attra...

don't even bother hacking it, just copy and paste it to another folder (you can just put one on your desktop or wherever you like. If everything goes south on ya, just copy and paste it back to the original folder. You can find your user file at C:\Program Files\Uplink\Users it will be the file labe...

LOL,....yeah, I'm really bad at it.
But in all honesty I can safely say it won't happen again.

it was a joke,...Crashworship is about as daintly as a jackhammer.
*sigh* it's all in the delivery,...I just didn't have the address right ya know?(that's another play on words)

Have you checked the battery, and kicked the tires yet?

The blinker fluid could be low,.....

I can see how "Crash`Worship" might confuse you.
It's very effeminate,...but then I like dainty things like that.

Searched for it on google, heh,...one typo and I end up at the OTOPENI airport of Bucharest.

I'm sorry man, I don't hav eany experience decrypting things and wouldn't know how or where to start with this one.
To my eyes it looks intimidating.
Intimidation isn't what stopped me though,...it was lack of knowledge that did me in.

Thank you.