gee feel free to advertise your fucking site here, you desperatre little ass gremlin...

Why don't you go to addme.com and stop making people wear out their keyboards, you anal golem you.

Sorry but who gives a shit?? apart from you guys of course.

How many spastics can you fit in an ambulance? 6,   3 in the back, 2 in the front and one on the roof going "nnneeeeee! naaaarrrrrr!  nneeeeee! nnaaaarr!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------...

What did God say when he created a black man?

"Oh Shit! I've burnt one!"

oh my heart bleeds.

wanna take this outside????

thought not.

Yeah but come on, uplink is / was good... but not THAT good. Dunno if anyone's noticed but it gets boring rather quickly, and people relate to the hacking side of uplink and start to talk about things slightly off topic which they think people would be interested in. People who do find this interest...

Why would you want to give Dade a knee in the bollocks? he was a dude.

He got off with Angelina Jolie, any man who does that is a dude if you ask me.

The name of the bug isOmega Phlux. Often found where it is not wanted taking the piss out of all who try to combat it and continuing to be immensly annoying. It's major callsign is the way it leaves messages saying how everybody sucks.

Does anyone else find this problem?

I think someone needs a hug

No one cares

Uplink 2: The Pop tart scandal

Uplink 2 : The fate of Atlantis

What does a blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Nothing, they never meet.

Just thought I'd spread the word about my Uplink message board. It's not done yet but it will be. Also I'm using a better board. It's the latest version of ikonboard (this board). Advantages are that I can skin the board, so there will be a section for skins, probably get a cool uplink skin. The lay...