What I wanna know is what's up with his sig...it's like random stuff from an essay and the board AUP.

EEP! Sorry, I didn't see this thread before bumping the previous FAQ.

/me sorry...

What? No one wants Pop Tarts? Aww...

Speed Bumps ahead!

Mmm...frosted Blueberry...

*insert Homer-Simpson-esque puddle o' drool here*

Last packet I had of those must have been a wrong setup in the manufacture: there were about five times the normal number of multicolor sprinkles on top of the frosting! Ah, they were nummy.

There are always more Pop-Tarts!

For great justice!

bumpa bumpa

o/~My Pop Tarts will go oooon...o/~

I'll get you, my pretty! And your little Pop Tart, too!

You Pop-Tarty bard!

We've secretly replaced this man's regular coffee with Pop-Tarts. Let's see if he notices.

I'm only evil when I'm called upon to be so. When I must fight for Darkness instead of Light. On the one side, fighting for evil is a great evil itself. On the other paw, it has the potential to save the world from a Flood of Light, just as a group of Light Warriors can save the world from a Flood o...

Viruses are too good for him. Subscribe him to every spam server in the world! Muahahahahaha!

Quote: from Icepick on 12:01 pm on Mar. 2, 2002[br]Oh yeah, and Alfador, you might wanna cut down on the final fantasy

Yeah, except that I haven't been playing it much lately (due to homework and job-hunting). I've been reduced to putting references to it on message boards to get my fix.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ^---above not spam, I can't stop laughing due to the laughter gas. Of course, I'm working on making a portal out, but that takes quite some time (even longer when I can't concentrate due to laughing) and it's fun to laugh anyway. At least until my lung...

What?! Third page of the forum! It cannot be!!! Pop-Tarty goodness shall not fail us! I summon...the avatar of Pop-Tarts! [3-SECOND MICROWAVE] *A huge dragon flies in from above. The clouds part. The dragon shouts:* Orbital beam of nuking doom! *The dragon flies up high into orbit. Stars twinkle. Le...

/me looks at the newly-transformed squirrel.

*drool*

/me transforms into full-fox form and scampers up the tree (most foxes can't climb trees; there are some exceptions including me however).

Hello, lunch.

IP addresses are random. There are about 13 non-random IP addresses in the game. 8 of them are not obvious. Your overconfidence is your weakness. Your faith in your friends is yours. ;) Masturbation [...] can make you blind. Won't work for me...I'm already half-blind; I wear glasses! Mwahahahaha! (...

"Half-Life: replay value: 0."

I take it you've never heard of multiplayer or Counter-Strike?

Half-Life the single-player game is fun, but there is little replay value unless you're bored. But multiplayer games and add-ons give it LOTS of replay value.

Secret of Mana Plus. It's a 49-minutes-on-a-single-track uber-techno remix of several themes from the Super Nintendo game, Secret of Mana, also known as Seiken Densetsu 2. (Number 1 was called Final Fantasy Legend in the U.S., and number 3 was never released here.) It actually has telephone tones an...