Ever watch the movie Wargames?  You should

No ma'am!  I like the pursuit, and I love a challenge.  I think you're gonna have to beat me soon, eh?  Lol, I'm so awful.  Were you in front of me physically, I'd probably offer you a beer, or two, or a case...too bad.  I reckon I'll have to drink it myself (then log on her...

That makes me think of that song that goes "...touch me, turn me on, and burn me down..."  Pretty good country song.  What music do you like Iris?  Anything you'd suggest I try?

Yes ma'am, I'll chill for now, even if he is a warez monkey.  I'll still badger him for fun here and there, he deserves a little hell.  Besides, if he gets out of line bad, we can handle the situation THEN, in a proper fashion ;)  All hail Iris, our all-SEEING Uplink Queen (pun intend...

Clown, I'd like to point out the Search link at the top of the page...it can save you and the rest of us a lot of time.  As for cmasta, he's not exactly the favorite around here.

Hey clown, where did you get Uplink?  From cmasta?

Did anyone even click on that link?  If you did, let me know through PM please.  Thank you, have a nice day (except to warez monkeys like cmasta).

I LOVE that song from Ren & Stimpy!  And I never did claim to have made a difference, but at least I was out there doing something, instead of just complaining how Uplink is warezed.  Furthermore, the point I was trying to make before some wannabe started in, is that I was BORED AND DR...

Sounds like you might be in for a head crash...where the little head (on the end of the reading arm) actually starts touching the disk itself, and begins to physically damage the hardware.  When this happens, it's irreversible.

I have never understood you Brits and your comedy.  I'm sorry to say that I can't find Monty Python amusing.  However, I believe this is a cultural difference only.  I do find some British comedy funny as hell, but it seems like too many try to copy Monty Python.  As for American...

Jesus, you might actually have to use the scroll button or bars in a game.  The info for every mission, at least enough, is in the email you get for jobs.  I've got a tip for you...the readwrite account.  Use the readwrite account when logging in to avoid a trace, so you can do as man...

If you place the right Bypasser over the corresponding security, it should have a little green light in the corner of the Bypasser.  If it's not a high enough version, it will stay red.  However, you can find out what version of security is running on a target system by buying and running ...

RG, it seems you haven't even tried.  I didn't send anything vulgar to these people.  I posed as an associate (or attorney) of several software companies, and using a very formal (short) speech, I was able to get several people to either remove the software from their system (at least they...

Bingo John.  Anytime you save a hop chain, it will always try to load all those sytems back on the map screen.  I believe that it wouldn't be hard to fix this. Suppose you have saved a hop chain, and you delete one or two.  I'd like to have the game ignore those systems that were remo...

I've made independent films, amateur of course.  But the quality was very good, considering the women weren't wearing any clothes, lol.  But I took pride in those videos, nothing trashy, slutty, or degrading.  Mostly it was just experimentation with different lighting, posing, backgro...