Crazy bastard. I imagine he's foreign or something.
I'll type slowly for him.

Upload the list to the company's server using the user-name and password they gave you along with the .dat files from uplinks server.

Hope that helps Zorba.

No, no and thrice no. Look around your local area for independant shops, warehouse and the occaisonal fair/market. Never, ever order computer stuff over the net unless your interested in being shafted up the arse. As for Dabs all you have to do is read Watchdog in PCZone on any given date to know ho...

Ever see that futurama where fry gors back in time and has sex with his own grandmother and becomes his own grandfather.
Jeez only on TV.

British (A bit)
English (A lot)
MGS2? Never played it but i'd love a PS2 so i could. Totally loved MGS and the VR add-on.

Wargames, er, the game. It only featured a minute amount of hacking, you had to hack cyber-cafes or libaries or whatever to have more supplies sent to you, or if you had your own computer lab  or comms centre you could use that. Not even a tiny bit like uplink but still great fun on PS. Heard t...

Oh i got the patch alright completed the arunmor mssions with it, didn't think to look in the options menu like every other game ever. What can i say?  I'm a moron.

Where the Hell did I learn to play computer games?

Whats so new about em anyway.
First they steal our ships then they steal our language (Americanese or whatever its called) then they steal our place names. I heard they even stole London Bridge the crafty buggers.

read this before you go mental over how "l33t" Linux is:
http://www.somethingawful.com/truthmedia.php?id=314

I need to shit.

SHIT WITH RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Is it possible to change the resolution(increase) in Uplink or am i a moronic waste of sperm for asking such a question?

No, it most certainly is not the same.
As for paranoria. It would be a neat addition to a game played by people (like me) who have enough issues with society as it is.

Oldham, UK.

the ones i use: "Anal sex" "Cheese" "Not breeching parole" "Hover car theft" "unl33t n00biness" "Warezing" "Misuse of cocktail sticks." Someojne should sort that out for the next patc/gaem its daft that you can have someone arrest...

yeah
seen the advert
in-genius
thought it was a real film
the guy in the ad is a real semi-famous actor

Hey that word of mouth thing is right. They did the same thing with Perfect Dark for Nintendo 64. A guy went around saying his father worked for a compay called DataDyne and he had found out the passwords. He posted this on school and college message boards a link to the data dyne site the backgroun...