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by McLumberjack
Thu Oct 30, 2014 6:05 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: Alpha 26 Video Response: Solution to the Kitchen Problem?
Replies: 23
Views: 559

Re: Alpha 26 Video Response: Solution to the Kitchen Problem

Look, basically I want PA to realise my lifelong* dream of being Gloria** in Orange is the New Black, is that too much to ask? Maximum prison kitchen management intrigue. I'll show that Red how a kitchen should be run, dammit. http://i60.tinypic.com/6rn41f.jpg Look at that. Way too many buns. THIS I...
by McLumberjack
Thu Oct 30, 2014 2:55 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: Alpha 26 Video Response: Solution to the Kitchen Problem?
Replies: 23
Views: 559

Re: Alpha 26 Video Response: Solution to the Kitchen Problem

I had the exact same thought watching the video (screaming 'Nooooo!', banging on the desk, natch). It's a matter of giving the player tools, all this effort trying to deduce a player's intentions when what's needed is giving them the option to explain themselves. This many cooks here, this kitchen s...
by McLumberjack
Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:08 am
Forum: Community Members
Topic: Help with Legendary snitch
Replies: 8
Views: 191

Re: Help with Legendary snitch

spinroblox wrote:
McLumberjack wrote:Are you sure you haven't loaded a Van Damme movie by mistake?

no im sure i didn't


Just checking. Well it sounds like a pretty decent premise for a straight-to-DVD action movie anyway, so I say put him in gen pop and then record it.
by McLumberjack
Sun Oct 12, 2014 10:33 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: Help with Legendary snitch
Replies: 8
Views: 191

Re: Help with Legendary snitch

Are you sure you haven't loaded a Van Damme movie by mistake?
by McLumberjack
Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:33 am
Forum: Community Members
Topic: [Suggestion] Showers in Cells
Replies: 14
Views: 300

Re: [Suggestion] Showers in Cells

Here's how I do: http://i60.tinypic.com/33krknb.jpg Slightly less space efficient and a bit more costly, but it works like a charm. You can schedule showers, and as long as you do it directly after sleep or lockdown all prisoners will go straight to their own shower, meaning no fights. I found freet...
by McLumberjack
Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:34 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: Any workarounds for the taser certification bug?
Replies: 7
Views: 123

Re: Any workarounds for the taser certification bug?

I started two classes, closed the first scheduled and let it run. After a few days they all had tasers, though I didn't really keep an eye on how well they did it, how few took the class at once, or anything like that, so I couldn't really say if it were a true workaround. If you've got the cash jus...
by McLumberjack
Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:26 am
Forum: Community Members
Topic: Stuck Truck(s) after a few hours of play
Replies: 5
Views: 76

Re: Stuck Truck(s) after a few hours of play

I don't know if you're making the mistake I made, but you might have exports set up inside the prison. Try putting exports on the road, south of the garbage. Trucks wait for all the exports in the zone to be loaded before leaving, even if there's a truck behind (or ten), if the exports zone is far a...
by McLumberjack
Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:10 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: [suggestion] Painted Lines
Replies: 44
Views: 875

Re: [suggestion] Painted Lines

Yes, I suppose. And I guess there's no way to make it so they work as deployment dividers?

Also, I quoted your mod in the first post for some extra visibility. :D
by McLumberjack
Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:00 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: [suggestion] Painted Lines
Replies: 44
Views: 875

Re: [suggestion] Painted Lines

Cool! I take it they're just aesthetic, prisoners don't actually follow them do they?
by McLumberjack
Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:49 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: [suggestion] Legendary Prisoners and what to do next.
Replies: 31
Views: 737

Re: [suggestion] Legendary Prisoners and what to do next.

That was... beautiful. You should write a book. On-topic: I've got an extremely deadly, extremely tough, volatile, to cut it short, he's the full package. Nearing his 600 years, I've locked him in solitary for a week or so to let him starve in his feces. You all know the story. Get out of cell, rag...
by McLumberjack
Tue Oct 07, 2014 10:44 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: +30 guards die on a daily basis
Replies: 16
Views: 466

Re: +30 guards die on a daily basis

I don't mind the power of the legendary prisoners, though you might think otherwise given my first post about them , I grew to love my enormous psychopath, in his own way. What's missing are a few tools to deal with them more neatly. Proper reform and security options, and an immovable finish line d...
by McLumberjack
Tue Oct 07, 2014 4:28 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: [Suggestion] Advanced escape tunnels
Replies: 3
Views: 164

Re: [Suggestion] Advanced escape tunnels

Another thing that I'd like to see is prisoners trying to escape by tunnelling to something other than the edge. Like, for instance, somewhere with guns. Imagine if in the middle of the day, three inmates armed with improvised clubs bust out of the ground next to your armoury and start beating on th...
by McLumberjack
Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:03 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: (Suggestion) Safe Room/Nagotiators/Hostages
Replies: 4
Views: 184

Re: (Suggestion) Safe Room/Nagotiators/Hostages

Had a thought on hostage taking a while back: http://forums.introversion.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=43&t=44535 Would be good if it happened not just in riots, but one off incidents with volatile/unhappy inmates too. The current state of the game has the more mobile staff I was thinking of before, wha...
by McLumberjack
Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:36 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: [suggestion] Treated injuries
Replies: 2
Views: 55

[suggestion] Treated injuries

I'd like to see some short term effects of injuries. The doctors are currently miracle workers, prisoners go in and come out an hour later good as new. Janitors clean up the blood and it's as if a fight never happened. The only status is 'untreated injuries' and dead. As a third, long term reminder ...
by McLumberjack
Mon Oct 06, 2014 8:32 pm
Forum: Community Members
Topic: Quick question about programs...
Replies: 2
Views: 70

Re: Quick question about programs...

I always figured they were doing something else, like behavioural therapy or drug rehab. Fast forward a few days and see if they show up.

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