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Postby prophile » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:37 pm

Defcon totally needs lasers. And cannons. And lasercannons.
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Postby KingAl » Sun Jun 10, 2007 4:41 pm

It already has layzors!

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Postby MrBunsy » Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:05 pm

You forgot sharks.
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Postby Xocrates » Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:13 pm

MrBunsy wrote:You forgot sharks.


With layzors
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Postby prophile » Sun Jun 10, 2007 8:13 pm

Firey flying laser sharks! I love this brainstorming.
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Postby Smiling Buddha » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:18 pm

What about elephants which can launch nukes from their trunks and are bigger than whole cities?

Or cities with legs?

Or giving free will to silos?

Or the ability to create massive whirlpools which suck everything into them in a big orgy of destruction?

Or giving AIDS nukes to Africa, and H5N1-type nukes to Asia?

How about an accelerated simulation of continental drift?
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Postby xyzyxx » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:34 pm

Xocrates wrote:
MrBunsy wrote:You forgot sharks.

With layzors
Sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads.
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Postby Masaq » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:34 pm

Smiling Buddha wrote:What about elephants which can launch nukes from their trunks and are bigger than whole cities?

Or cities with legs?

Or giving free will to silos?

Or the ability to create massive whirlpools which suck everything into them in a big orgy of destruction?

Or giving AIDS nukes to Africa, and H5N1-type nukes to Asia?

How about an accelerated simulation of continental drift?



Give free will to Silos? Are you mad man, haven't you watched the documentaries they made about last time they tried that?! Ended up with all kinds of confusion, people having to leap backwards and forwards in time and cybernetic men with suspicious accents running around. No siree, not for me thank-you!
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Postby Smiling Buddha » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:46 pm

Masaq wrote:
Smiling Buddha wrote:What about elephants which can launch nukes from their trunks and are bigger than whole cities?

Or cities with legs?

Or giving free will to silos?

Or the ability to create massive whirlpools which suck everything into them in a big orgy of destruction?

Or giving AIDS nukes to Africa, and H5N1-type nukes to Asia?

How about an accelerated simulation of continental drift?



Give free will to Silos? Are you mad man, haven't you watched the documentaries they made about last time they tried that?! Ended up with all kinds of confusion, people having to leap backwards and forwards in time and cybernetic men with suspicious accents running around. No siree, not for me thank-you!


I do not know where that reference is from, not being a particularly cultured person.

However, it sounds fuuuun :lol:
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Postby MikeTheWookiee » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:54 pm

Smiling Buddha wrote:
Masaq wrote:
Smiling Buddha wrote:What about elephants which can launch nukes from their trunks and are bigger than whole cities?

Or cities with legs?

Or giving free will to silos?

Or the ability to create massive whirlpools which suck everything into them in a big orgy of destruction?

Or giving AIDS nukes to Africa, and H5N1-type nukes to Asia?

How about an accelerated simulation of continental drift?



Give free will to Silos? Are you mad man, haven't you watched the documentaries they made about last time they tried that?! Ended up with all kinds of confusion, people having to leap backwards and forwards in time and cybernetic men with suspicious accents running around. No siree, not for me thank-you!


I do not know where that reference is from, not being a particularly cultured person.

However, it sounds fuuuun :lol:


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Postby Masaq » Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:55 pm

Culture? Heh, hardly... the Terminator films! Skynet was a US military network, became self-aware, and when its programmers saw what it could do they freaked and tried to shut it down. Rather shit programming meant that the thing then considered humans a threat because they'd tried to end its runtime, so it launched everything it had control of, which was everything. In the post-apocalypse era humans were rounded up and killed off, until one guy revolted and overthrew the machines. Terminator, a very butch cybog (yay for Arnie!), is sent back in time to kill the guy's mother so he can't be born.
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Postby MrBunsy » Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:36 pm

xyzyxx wrote:
Xocrates wrote:
MrBunsy wrote:You forgot sharks.

With layzors
Sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their heads.
They never put them in Red Orchestra either :( People asked ever so nicely and everything.
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Postby Smiling Buddha » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:34 am

Masaq wrote:Culture? Heh, hardly... the Terminator films! Skynet was a US military network, became self-aware, and when its programmers saw what it could do they freaked and tried to shut it down. Rather shit programming meant that the thing then considered humans a threat because they'd tried to end its runtime, so it launched everything it had control of, which was everything. In the post-apocalypse era humans were rounded up and killed off, until one guy revolted and overthrew the machines. Terminator, a very butch cybog (yay for Arnie!), is sent back in time to kill the guy's mother so he can't be born.


It did occur to me that it might be the Terminator films. I guess that 'Terminator' mode is basically playing against 5 allied CPUs?
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Postby Masaq » Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:48 pm

Heh, pretty much. Shall we call it that? :D
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Postby Smiling Buddha » Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:05 pm

Masaq wrote:Heh, pretty much. Shall we call it that? :D


Go for it.

While we're at it, what files do I need to edit to make silos into elephants and such like?

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