Road DOES make a pretty god prison yard track tho.

I guess stop letting your prisoners stab each other.

But in all seriousness, this is an unresolved bug and I apologize for your time.

I don't like you so I'm gonna just call your computer a potato and sit in my chair feeling smug.

Meh. It's probably gonna be added as a cheat for sandbox mode in the released version anyway.

Also if a riot breaks out, some prisoners may murder guards/other prisoners. It is unfair that they will only get sent into solitary. So they should be sent to the execution chamber instead. That's silly. I would agree, that if ever the death penalty is introduced that prisoners who commit the like...

Didn't they limit tunnel building to prisoners with the "clever" trait? Makes sense, seeing how this game isn't TUNNEL SIMULATOR 2014.

xander wrote:

RichieGrape wrote:

Chewbacado wrote:Your prison sucks.

someone jumped on the douchebag train today

To say that he jumped on that particular line this morning implies that he ever got off...

xander

lol

He had more metal detectors than prisoners. You tell me.

Your prison sucks.

Ha. Prison Manager 2014 Okay Simulator TO THE MAX

Already suggested along with such ideas as "helicopter landing in the yard" and "truck smashing through the fence". Jesus, this is worse than reddit.

Garbage has to be more to the south than the delivery. I had this problem as well. Just rezone garbage below delivery.

Security room has served no function in any alphas, except to congregate the staff as you have said. I wouldn't be worried. If you want, add some extra patrols to lower the idle workers. Meh.

This makes sense. (as far as I know) This is new. This could drastically change the way we plan prisons. I like this.

-death penalty This has been suggested before, and commented upon by the developer. It isn't going to happen. You seem to be the one always stating that what the developers said isn't a promise like with the alpha updates. I'm not sure where a dev said that but why wouldn't they change their mind? ...