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shinygerbil


Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 1544 Location: Out, finding my own food. Also, doing the shinyBonsai Manoeuvre(tm)  |
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject: [MOD] baCON |
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Welcome to baCON. It's all-out global thermonuclear breakfast-time, and everybody's hungry.
There's a world surplus of bacon, and no-one wants to take the blame. Fire your rashers into enemy frying pans, and try not to let the enemy offload its rashers onto you. But beware, bacon is not the only food in this fight! Watch out for enemy fried eggs, sausages and toast in your quest for global bacon coverage.
Notes:
Airbase - Breakfast platform
Silo - Silo (I still can't think of a decent replacement, any ideas?)
Radar - Thermometer (it's the best thing I could think of!)
Battleship - Toast
Carrier - Breakfast Butty (i.e. a mobile Breakfast platform)
Sub - Mobile Rasher Unit (MRU)
Fighter - Fried Egg
Bomber - Sausage
Nuke - Rashers
City - Frying Pan
It kind of works. The cities don't line up exactly, but most of the main ones are still there. Still need some ideas for silos, as well.
Just basically because I'm bored, had some bacon, took a picture. You can probably guess where (or who ) I got the idea from. Also partially inspired by BrianBlessed's DEFCON: Everybody Fries image (I think it was you, anyway.)
So anyway, download: HERE
Let me know if something doesn't work.
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Montyphy


Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 2370 Location: London, England  |
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Silos should have been Toasters and nukes Toast... as in TOASTCON!!! |
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Radiant Caligula

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Posts: 816 Location: Somewhere sodomized  |
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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shiny, WILL YOU MARRY ME?????!!!!!
Last edited by Radiant Caligula on Sat May 26, 2007 4:12 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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shinygerbil


Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 1544 Location: Out, finding my own food. Also, doing the shinyBonsai Manoeuvre(tm)  |
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 4:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Radiant Caligula wrote: |
| shiny, WILL YOU MARRY ME?????!!!!! |
Why yes, oh KING OF BACON!!!! |
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Rogviler

Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 201 Location: Here  |
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject: |
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I vote that the silos become the skillet, shooting hot grease at incoming food, while delivering its own meat when Defcon 1 hits...
EDIT: Oh, and then make the cities the plate. "1.4M RASHERS SERVED"
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BrianBlessed

Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 239
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject: |
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Smiling Buddha

Joined: 20 Apr 2007 Posts: 263 Location: Omnipresent Occupation: Supreme Buddha  |
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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Did you make that?
I would love to contribute to the naming debate, but I don't actually eat Bacon, since pigs are sacred to Buddha (I assume that's the plural?). |
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Radiant Caligula

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Posts: 816 Location: Somewhere sodomized  |
Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Smiling Buddha wrote: |
I would love to contribute to the naming debate, but I don't actually eat Bacon, since pigs are sacred to Buddha (I assume that's the plural?). |
Hey, Pigs are sacred to decadent emperors too. That's why I eat them so much.
But my favourite dish is fried buddhas. With bacon. |
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Smiling Buddha

Joined: 20 Apr 2007 Posts: 263 Location: Omnipresent Occupation: Supreme Buddha  |
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Radiant Caligula wrote: |
| Smiling Buddha wrote: |
I would love to contribute to the naming debate, but I don't actually eat Bacon, since pigs are sacred to Buddha (I assume that's the plural?). |
Hey, Pigs are sacred to decadent emperors too. That's why I eat them so much.
But my favourite dish is fried buddhas. With bacon. |
Everyone knows that Buddhas spontaneously combust when they come into contact with oil... |
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shinygerbil


Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 1544 Location: Out, finding my own food. Also, doing the shinyBonsai Manoeuvre(tm)  |
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 12:46 pm Post subject: |
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All the better for that chargrilled taste!  |
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Radiant Caligula

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Posts: 816 Location: Somewhere sodomized  |
Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Everyone knows that Buddhas spontaneously combust when they come into contact with oil... |
AHHHH, the fluffyness!! That is exactly why I love it so much.
It's like monkey marshmellows! |
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zach


Joined: 30 Jun 2004 Posts: 382 Location: Denmarkia  |
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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I sense some irony in me (a veggie) actually playing this XD
Anyway, should be up on the modlist anytime now, sorry for the delay!  |
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BrianBlessed

Joined: 24 Dec 2005 Posts: 239
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| zanzer7 wrote: |
| I sense some irony in me (a veggie) actually playing this XD |
My condolences. |
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Fire Legion
Joined: 16 Jul 2007 Posts: 9 Location: UK  |
Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Best... mod... ever. For any game. In the history of humanity. |
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torig
Joined: 27 Dec 2006 Posts: 806
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Fire Legion wrote: |
| Sickest... mod... ever. For any game. In the history of humanity. |
Fix'd.
I've always known that RC & bacon were associated here, but I've missed the sequence of events leading up to that.
So I'll just pretend to be in the know and go "heh, bacon"  |
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